How To Ask A Favour

This rant Is directed at You, yes YOU…You people who, when asking a favour, put on a strange jokey accent, as though to try and fool me into
a) giving you money you know and I know you will never give back even when I moan at you every single week,
b) going to see a rubbish band who are rubbish, and the only reason you are going is because your girlfriend is making you and you want to drag More